Matt Lauer Quotes

#1. The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

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#2. I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

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#3. Trapped for days, years, centuries maybe. Dead, but not allowed to die. Alive, but as good as dead. So alone that anyone, anything no matter how loathsome would be welcome.

Suzanne Collins

#4. Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

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#5. When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility.

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#6. It's more fun to write villains. They are more of a challenge, and I get a sick kind of pleasure out of delving into their minds. There's rarely emptiness, and there is almost always deep intelligence.

Nnedi Okorafor

#7. The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

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#8. I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

Christian Finnegan

#9. My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

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#10. Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

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#11. Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?

Peter Brimelow

#12. I have shamed Mr. Cuervo

K.A. Tucker

#13. Times are harder there right now. I think it's been well publicized. We are - the show is not where I want it to be right now. The ratings are not where I want them to be. I want to make it better.

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#14. In other words, I think that if an audience listens to something as an experience of how in tune it is or something of that kind, that the whole point is somehow being missed, and the music has failed.

John Eaton

#15. ..I'm not sorry (America)

Allen Ginsberg

#16. Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard some of that tonight. But it's still part of the American way of life.

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#17. So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

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#18. I turn people into human beings by not making them into gods.

Imogen Cunningham

#19. America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

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#20. Never have a ceiling on your income.

T. Harv Eker

#21. Not only is it a great concept and a great idea
helping people
it's good pizza too!

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#22. I could be a housewife ... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.

Debbie Harry

#23. To me, movies and music go hand in hand. When I'm writing a script, one of the first things I do is find the music I'm going to play for the opening sequence.

Quentin Tarantino

#24. The skies are haunted by that which it were madness to know; and strange abominations pass evermore between earth and moon and athwart the galaxies. Unnamable things have come to us in alien horror and will come again.

Clark Ashton Smith

#25. It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

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