Top 21 Mating Time Quotes
#1. I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy.
Helen Fisher
#2. So the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. I know how I'd feel if someone interrupted me.
Bill Engvall
#3. He kissed her softly. "I think we both need time to get to know one another before we make love again. I don't want to rush things."
"But mating us so we're connected for all eternity isn't rushing things?
Carrie Ann Ryan
#5. I worked the extremely long night shifts for three years on the 13,796 feet very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea and I noticed during that time that my mating cycle was being repeatedly triggered. It cleared up when I left for my next job.
Steven Magee
#6. I know my soul hath power to know all things, Yet is she blind and ignorant in all: I know I'm one of Nature's little kings, Yet to the least and vilest things am thrall.
Sir John Davies
#7. Sex needed to be a little rough and crude to balance out the elegance. A touch of tasteful violence goes a long way.
Karina Halle
#8. I felt the pull toward you the first time we met.
Lia Davis
#9. I return my tax bill without paying it. My reason for doing so is that women suffer taxation yet have not representation.
Lucy Stone
#10. With shrieks of adoration it flung itself on human breasts, 'to crush you, to suck your life away. I cannot drag my own weight over the crust of the earth so you must carry me on your back so that in time you will be crippled with my weight.' These words are in every heart in the mating season.
Leonora Carrington
#11. It only takes a tenth grade course on evolution to know that the prostate g-spot's existence alone is proof that ass play has been done for a very, very long time.
Maggie Young
#12. female health issues stem from "denial of the self and rejecting femininity";
Doreen Virtue
#13. The mating rites of mantises are well known: a chemical produced in the head of the male insect says in effect, 'No, I don't go near her, you fool, she'll eat you alive.' At the same time a chemical in his abdomen says, 'Yes, by all means, now and forever yes.
Annie Dillard
#14. We live in a time of twin credulities: the hunger for the miraculous combined with a servile awe of science. The mating of the two gives us superstition plus scientism
a Mongoloid metaphysic.
Edward Abbey
#15. Science ever has been, and ever must be, the safeguard of religion.
David Brewster
#17. Let me ask you, what are you planning to do with the rest of your days?
Charles R. Swindoll
#18. If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Pamela Anderson
#19. If the cycle of mating heat was anything like the desire clawing at him, he and Savannah were in for either a difficult time or a glorious one.
Christine Feehan
#20. Men can never escape being governed. Either they must govern themselves or they must submit to being governed by others.
Theodore Roosevelt
#21. The truth is that contraception saves lives, prevents unplanned pregnancies, improves outcomes for children and reduces the number of abortions.
Ann McLane Kuster