Massholes Catch Quotes

#1. If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

Daniel Tosh

#2. How many good soldiers will die, saving these civilians? And how many people will shrug later and say: That's their job.

Ann Aguirre

#3. You are a world unto yourself
just waiting to be formed.

Tyler Kent

#4. I can't remember who said it - I think it was Allan Gurganus when he was visiting the Michener Center - but he told us to "spend [our] gold," meaning, put everything you have into a story. Other "gold" will be waiting for you for your next project.

Mary J. Miller

#5. We are not filled with the Spirit of God to do easy things. He fills us with His Spirit so we can do impossible things.

Joyce Meyer

#6. Late one evening towards the end of March, a teenager picked up a double-barrelled shotgun, walked into the forest, put the gun to someone else's forehead and pulled the trigger.

This is the story of how we got there.

Fredrik Backman

#7. The creature took off with its companions - its pack. "So this is what the Reod did," Hrathen mused to himself. "It made beasts out of gods.

Brandon Sanderson

#8. I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them.'

Howie Mandel

#9. If you are pained by any external thing, it is not this thing that disturbs you, but your own judgment about it. It is in your power to erase this judgment about it. If anything in your own nature gives you pain, you are who hinders you from correcting your opinion.

Marcus Aurelius

#10. If civilians are going to be killed, I would rather have them be their civilians than our civilians.

Stuart Symington

#11. The journey from employee to entrepreneur was a complex and taxing one for an immigrant like me.

Ruchi Sanghvi

#12. My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.

Jimi Hendrix

#13. Debt is a four letter word and means a four word sentence - Be Prepared for Trouble.

Lucas Remmerswaal