Marty Feldman Quotes

#1. They are all my favourites. All of them.

Stephen Chbosky

#2. Troops of heroes undistinguished die.

Joseph Addison

#3. Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Marty Feldman

#4. Women are a sisterhood. They make common cause in behalf of the sex; and, indeed, this is natural enough, when we consider the vast power that the law gives us over them.

William Cobbett

#5. I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

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#6. I can't believe my eyes.

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#7. Money can't buy poverty.

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#8. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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#9. When someone is mean to me, I just make them a victim in my next book.

Mary Higgins Clark

#10. Where most entrepreneurs fail is on the things they don't know they don't know.

Vinod Khosla

#11. He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Marty Feldman

#12. You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

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#13. I don't want to extend my career for individual records. This is the time to go.

Kumar Sangakkara

#14. Box gap is not a thing. If you need to back up to a mirror and bend over to find out how you look, you are playing to the wrong audience.

Mike Tyson

#15. I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

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#16. To me, a spouse should be a life partner AND a business partner. Just like any good partner, her strengths must make up for my weaknesses and vice versa.

Robert Kiyosaki

#17. I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

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#18. It is my responsibility that I must make demonstrative efforts to reach out to every citizen of the country.

Narendra Modi

#19. Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.

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#20. In retrospect, come to think of it, isn't everything seen in retrospect?

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#21. It could be worse... It could be raining

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#22. I've always had not just an affection but a real love for the theater family in New York, and I really feel it is a family. I'm so touched by the generosity of everyone there.

Lindsay Duncan

#23. It wasn't a problem for me drawing humans although I had originally come to the studio with the idea that what I had to offer them was my knowledge in the drawing of animals.

Marc Davis

#24. You invent nothing, you think you are inventing, you think you are escaping, and all you do is stammer out your lesson, the remnants of a pensum one day got by heart and long forgotten, life without tears, as it is wept. To

Samuel Beckett

#25. Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

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#26. The cynical part of the answer is that I expect to see a good deal more space opera, set far enough in the future as to be disconnected from contemporary issues.

John M. Ford

#27. I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Marty Feldman

#28. People seem to think there's a magic formula to writing, i just write 1 word at a time.

Stephen King

#29. If life's taught me anything, it's that you might as well eat your dessert first, 'cos the ceiling might fall in before you're even done with the salad.

Jordan Castillo Price

#30. I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Marty Feldman