Martenson Funeral Homes Quotes

#1. Formula for failure: Try to please everybody.

Herbert Bayard Swope

#2. Businesses are made by people. We've proven time and time again that you can have wonderful shop, and put a bloke in there who's no good, and he'll stuff it up. Put a good bloke in, and it just turns around like that .

Gerry Harvey

#3. I think the people who say we need satire often mean, 'We need satire of them, not of us.

Tom Lehrer

#4. Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table.

Bob Ehrlich

#5. What if a puppet could cut its own strings, and in that act of defiance and strength of will become truly alive? Become is own puppetmaster?

Barry Lyga

#6. Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a 'Batman' with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in its original packing it increases in value.

Amy Poehler

#7. Learn to absorb your anger inside you
It will be your best partner till you breath

Mohammed Zaki Ansari

#8. I thought you might appreciate waking up to a hot mouth on a certain part of your anatomy."
He smiled. "My...lips?"
"Lower.

Amy Andrews

#9. Somehow politicians have become convinced that negative campaigning pays off in elections.

George McGovern

#10. It's not uncommon for people to overvalue the importance of demonstrating their competence and power, often at the expense of demonstrating their warmth.

Amy Cuddy

#11. Do others, I wondered, "see things as I do? I do not think so, for if they did they would not still be alive." And, life-threatening though my vision seemed, I would not repudiate it: "Sometimes I think I shall die from being different even as I cling to the difference fiercely."

Nancy Mairs