Markie Quotes

#1. Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop.

Markie Post

#2. For two people to commit themselves not simply to marriage, but to a lifetime of mutual love and submission in imitation of Christ is so astounding, so mysterious, it comes close to looking like Jesus' stubborn love for the church.

Rachel Held Evans

#3. Most successful businesses in the country were started on a kitchen table. As long as people have needs unmet or problems unsolved, there are business opportunities.

Brian Tracy

#4. I think that sometimes kids use the show as a jumping off point for talking about things with their parents.

Luke Perry

#5. I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day.

Markie Post

#6. I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad.

Markie Post

#7. Remember when friends was friends, and LL had a Benz?
And cell phones and beepers was the new trends?
When Koch was the Mayor and Reagan was the Pres?

Biz Markie

#8. I'm a product of my surroundings. I grew up on Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, and also Run-D.M.C., the Beastie Boys, the Fat Boys, and Biz Markie.

Big Smo

#9. I been to many malls from state to state,But I've never been in, say, one this great.I hate to say, about the other shopping centers that's left,But the Albee Square Mall is the doo-doo-def!

Biz Markie

#10. They say I look and sound ugly but I don't be carin.

Biz Markie

#11. Damn it feels good to see people up on it.

Biz Markie

#12. We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand.

Biz Markie

#13. Just call me the Boswell of the Krull Gang.

Richard Laymon

#14. Like what you see?" Asher asked him, that deep voice sounding scratchy and sexy as hell. "'Cause, you know, the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the booty of the cutie.

Cardeno C.

#15. Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said.
OK, then why don't you get that through the judge's head?

Biz Markie

#16. Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump.

Helen Rowland

#17. Passionately pursue your goals.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#18. Every day the world subtracts from itself and nothing
is immune.

Luanne Castle

#19. I called every day to see how she was doin,
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin was brewin.
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again,
I said, 'Yo, who was that?'
'Oh, he's just a friend.'

Biz Markie

#20. Don't you like when the winter's gone,
And all of a sudden it starts gettin' warm?
The trees and the grass start lookin' fresh,
And the sun and sky be lookin' their best ...

Biz Markie

#21. Don't get me wrong - I like to rest a little bit. But I don't do well with downtime.

Megan Hilty

#22. We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

Biz Markie

#23. I spent so many years trying to become an actor, trying to be a person that I wasn't.

Peter Hedges

#24. I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food.

Markie Post

#25. If you don't know the question, you are not ready for the answer.

Vivian Amis

#26. I like a man what takes his time.

Mae West

#27. I love discovering new young brands and watching these fashion lines take off, like Peter Pilotto, Christopher Kane, and Clover Canyon.

Gillian Jacobs

#28. Oh baby you ..got what I need but you say he's just a friend

Biz Markie