Mark Twain Statistics Quotes

#1. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.

Mark Twain

#2. The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

Mark Twain

#3. You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.

Bob Barker

#4. There are three types of lies
lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

#5. Two things which are the peculiar domain of the heart, not the mind - politics and religion. He doesn't want to know the other side. He wants arguments and statistics for his own side, and nothing more.

Mark Twain

#6. Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Mark Twain

#7. I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

Mark Twain

#8. Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.

Mark Twain

#9. With the death of my father, it wasn't just the objects of everyday life that had changed; even the most ordinary street scenes had become irreplaceable mementos of a lost world whose every detail figured in the meaning of the whole.

Orhan Pamuk

#10. So many times, we take things to heart and that eats us up, and we think it over and over again with work and our personal life. But most of the time, it is not personal. It may have nothing to do with you but, instead, what the other person is going through in their life.

Camila Alves

#11. Every cook I knows loves to make pizza.

Tom Douglas

#12. There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Mark Twain

#13. Are you happy?"
Same question he asked me every day, and I always gave the same honest answer. "You are my happiness.

Pam Godwin

#14. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Mark Twain

#15. July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

Mark Twain

#16. Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

Jerry Seinfeld

#17. Some things cannot be perceived with the five senses; they can only be conceived by the Holy Spirit. Some things cannot be deduced via deductive reasoning; they can only be imagined by the Holy Spirit. Some things cannot be learned by logic; they can only be revealed by the Holy Spirit.

Mark Batterson

#18. My kinsfolk have failed, and my familiar friends have forgotten me.

Diana Gabaldon

#19. I didn't want to be royalty. And I didn't want to be a One. I didn't even want to try.

Kiera Cass

#20. I learned the power of storytelling and the responsibility that people with influence have to speak out

Demi Lovato