Mark Twain Samuel Clemens Quotes

#1. Mark Twain. Samuel Clemens has been quoted as saying he thought the Book of Mormon was "chloroform in print". For

Park B. Romney

#2. Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician.

Ben Jonson

#3. If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be
a Christian. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

George Washington

#4. Tomorrow I'll get over you if I just get through tonight.

Lila McCann

#5. He could just never see anything coming. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him inevitable yet invisible

John Green

#6. You have to, in some ways, trust in the human spirit and in human ingenuity.

Ariel Garten

#7. I would never make an artwork that I wouldn't want to make forever. Wouldn't you want to make Trash Humpers [Korine's 2009 film] forever?

Josh Smith

#8. Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these.

Mark Twain

#9. When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Graham Chapman

#10. So it was that we soaped ourselves in sadness and we rinsed ourselves with hope, and for all that we believed almost every rumor we heard, almost all of us refused to believe that our nation was dead.

Viet Thanh Nguyen

#11. It has an L on it. L for love. See? It's the key to the universe, Dad. You said you were looking for it. You told Mom you were. I found it for you so you don't have to look anymore. So you can come home at night.

Jennifer Donnelly

#12. This is a mad planet," David Bowie said in 1971. "It's doomed to madness.

David Bowie

#13. Later I read that there are things inside us too tiny to see. Not even a microscope can capture them. This got me thinking
if there are things inside us too tiny to see, might there be things outside us too big to believe?

Rene Denfeld