Mark Twain Fooled Quotes

#1. College stirred in her a certain contempt for virtues like kindness and persistence. She would have appeared to have been a kind and persistent person herself, but a steady diet of Antonioni films and an introductory course on existentialism had awakened her to the fact that she wanted more.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#2. There's some folks, that, if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

Louis Armstrong

#3. The miracle left him dumbfounded, that his heart had not yet shirked its weary task of pumping his bored blood through his brain.

Janny Wurts

#4. Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Groucho Marx

#5. It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.

Mark Twain

#6. Happiness is not something to be pursued, it is something met, an encounter. Most encounters, however, have a sequel; this is their promise. The encounter with happiness has no sequel. All is there instantly. Happiness is what pierces grief.

John Berger

#7. We must respect the work we do. A slipshod method never pays- It may get by, but in our minds It makes a scar that always stays.

Rebecca McCann

#8. Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

Mark Twain