Mark Tufo Quotes

#1. I killed the cheating bastard. Who knows, maybe if I'd done it a few days sooner, I could have prevented all of this. But where would the fun be in that? I would have missed out on all this," she said, taking her hands off the steering wheel spreading her arms wide.

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#2. The storm doesn't follow you; you are the storm. Nothing can stand in your way.

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#3. Like any smart person in my predicament, I made sure the light was pointing right in my eyes when I turned it on. Nothing like a case of temporary blindness to get your adrenaline running.

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#4. Remember, brunch is only served once a week - on the weekends. Buzzword here, 'Brunch Menu'. Translation? 'Old, nasty odds and ends, and 12 dollars for two eggs with a free Bloody Mary'.

Anthony Bourdain

#5. Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy.

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#6. Zombies were bad enough. Zombies silently appearing out of the mist were the stuff of acid-infused nightmares.

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#7. I peeked my head into the closet, looking for a trap door, hand grenades, the wardrobe to Narnia - anything that might help.

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#8. Ah, what I'd do for a nuclear bomb." "A nuclear what?" my wife asked. Her contortion of fear was clearly outlined. "Did I say that out loud?" I asked, clearly confused.

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#9. I was never no, never no, never enough, But I can try, I can try to toughen up.

Zooey Deschanel

#10. I use the terms "sky" and "earth" because as a human I cannot imagine those elements not being there. It is a way to give substance to nothingness.

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#11. You could do this every day for the next ten years and you still would not have killed as many things as I have.

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#12. I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.

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#13. That would be like finding out Mr. Rogers was a serial killer that liked to dress up in clown outfits before he offed his victims. Or that Captain Kangaroo was a Brony.

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#14. I was so scared I thought my asshole was going to swallow me whole.

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#15. I know my imagination can be like a three-year-old on Red Bull and still I feed

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#16. Proclaiming the gospel is not an activity in which we periodically and temporarily engage.

David A. Bednar

#17. Where I come from, there were traditions with my race and whenever you faced a curve in life, there was always a tradition.

Chaske Spencer

#18. on the fool's trip to save Paul. And for what? My fucking friend and his wife were dead. Maybe they would have been able to ride the damn thing out in their attic. Couldn't be worse, that's for sure. So we had potentially only forestalled my son's death and theirs.

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#19. It used to be, people were afraid to talk about Social Security. Now, I think people should be afraid not to talk about Social Security and start coming up with some solutions.

George W. Bush

#20. You care for nothing, Eliza." "That, Tomas, is an untruth. I care very deeply for myself and quite possibly a small amount for you. I have not yet decided on that matter.

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#21. The first zombie reached BT and met a blissful exit from this world courtesy of a Louisville Slugger, the preferred choice of zombie slayers nationwide.

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#22. I'd never once considered Tracy anything other than beautiful, but the hardness of the apocalypse had sculpted her into something almost otherworldly. Any chance I had to grab onto that, I was going to take it.

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#23. The cricket's gone, we only hear machines In erg and atom they exact their pay. And life is largely lived on silver screens.

David McCord

#24. Fuck death, it's not the enemy, zombies are.

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#25. I like money, but I want status.

Lance Stephenson

#26. The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage.

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#27. Can't know everything, Vivian. Otherwise you would have cut your husband's balls off before he cheated and shut off the money.

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#28. The zombies in the cab were looking at us like it was Christmas 1996 and we had just taken the last Tickle Me Elmo dolls off the shelf.

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#29. I grabbed some sani-wipes from Tracy and cleaned off my hands as best I could, and then drizzled whiskey over them. If it didn't kill the germs, at least it would get them drunk enough to be cooperative.

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#30. You can still be a part of something even if you are apart from it.

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#31. I definitely thought about touching it to satisfy my curiosity, but luckily for me my mental instability kicked in and I left it alone.

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#32. It is something about having absolute power over another being that drives men to incomprehensible acts of cruelty.

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#33. She's changing everything. People that are supposed to die are being saved and those that should live are being killed. She is single-handedly destroying this timeline.

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#34. I'd rather mate with a snake," I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went.

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#35. We can find something for you two ladies, but I'm keeping this ride. Let's go, bitch," Mrs. Deneaux said to Gary.

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