Mark Gungor Quotes

#1. Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.

Mark Gungor

#2. You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

Mark Gungor

#3. You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

Mark Gungor

#4. Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

Mark Gungor

#5. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Mark Gungor

#6. If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#7. There is a time to be quiet and a time to talk.

Aung San Suu Kyi

#8. If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is to have a positive poo to ox ratio.

Mark Gungor

#9. The fact that the Hebrew word 'adam', meaning 'man', is identical with Adam as the name of the father of Seth plays a fundamental role in fusing the three stories (Gen 2:7-3:24, 4:1, 4:25 and 5:1) in one.

Kamal Salibi

#10. Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.

Mark Gungor

#11. It's not about yes or no. It's about two people falling in love.

James Altucher

#12. I am a spy. Not some rooftop-jumping archer, shield-wielding super-soldier, or shiny-metal philanthrobot. I need to make that clear on my business card. Espionage is shadow warfare. Cold combat. Does anything about this feel cold to you?

Nathan Edmondson

#13. There's no way we could play a country song as well as a country band or a Latin song as well as a Latin band. We could never expect to do that. We just keep doing what we do, what we know how to do. We sound like ourselves.

Mike Gordon

#14. It was a mixed bag pretty much all week. A lot of really, really good stuff out there, some mediocre and some bad.

Tiger Woods

#15. By the time I discovered Chicano painters in the mid-'80s, I recognized that these guys were really world-class painters, but they weren't getting any attention, which was good in one sense in that I could get their work for cheaper!

Cheech Marin