Mark And Lard Quotes

#1. Nobody feels like an adult. It's the world's dirty secret.

Richard Jenkins

#2. Problems in medicine do not mean that homeopathic sugar pills work; just because there are problems with aircraft design, that doesn't mean that magic carpets really fly.

Ben Goldacre

#3. I don't think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen's head to explode.

Michael O'Donoghue

#4. The short answer is, yes, I think I have become a better singer.

Boz Scaggs

#5. You must learn to heed your senses. Humans use but a tiny percentage of theirs. They barely look, they rarely listen, they never smell, and they think that they can only experience feelings through their skin. But they talk, oh, do they talk.

Michael Scott

#6. Don't blame you, said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

Douglas Adams

#7. [Nostalgic sentiments] are nothing other than the rosy illumination of a past that has been spared the shadows of the present.

Georg Simmel

#8. To succeed you need to care more than others think wise. You need to risk more than the others think safe. You need to dream more than others think practical and you need to expect more than others think possible.

Rashmi Bansal

#9. It took four years for me to fall in love with him. It only took four pages to stop.

Colleen Hoover

#10. My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

Woody Allen

#11. If those civil rights groups are going into those orphanages and offering to look after those children, then they have every right to make a stink about it. But they're not. They're not offering a solution.

Madonna Ciccone

#12. Life is too long to say anything definitely; always say perhaps.

Leo Tolstoy