Marital Sex Quotes

#1. All the Directors were happy that they had been able to enjoy a bit of extra-marital sex without breaking their matrimonial vows & seeing how pleased they were, the lovely slave offered to perform for them a dance of love & ecstasy.[MMT]

Nicholas Chong

#2. Extra-marital sex is as overrated as pre-marital sex. And marital sex, come to think of it.

Simon Gray

#3. It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

Craig Johnson

#4. Marital sex is a divine sympony between two people , and God is leading the orchestra .

Osunsakin Adewale

#5. So . . . that's that. I'm going to start fucking my husband. There, I said it. I'm going to enjoy some marital sex. I'm a mature, responsible woman - I can totally handle this. And I can always call the whole thing off if I try it and I don't like where it's going. Someday,

Kendall Ryan

#6. It occurred to us, from observation and from reasonin, that extra marital sex was not what really destroyed marriages, but rather the lies and deception that invariably accompanied it
that was the culprit. Page 317

Ossie Davis Ruby Dee

#7. When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.

Ann Coulter

#8. I am totally convinced my guardian angel is an addict because I can't find my Adderall and she is not talking.

Shannon L. Alder

#9. A fulfilling sex life is one of the most powerful marital glues a couple can have.

Kevin Leman

#10. Truth: Rape does indeed happen between girlfriend and boyfriend, husband and wife. Men who force their girlfriends or wives into having sex are committing rape, period. The laws are blurry, and in some countries marital rape is legal. But it still is rape.

Patti Feuereisen

#11. well', he said. 'most people aren't like you. They're locked up in themselves. They live in their castles - all alone. They're like me.'
'Well, everyone lives in his own castle', said Maude. 'But that's no reason not to lower the drawbridge and go out on visits.

Colin Higgins

#12. Why do we always think our pain will be less if we can make others suffer more?

Michael J. Collins

#13. ... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.

Molly Antopol

#14. You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?

Dax Shepard

#15. I will love you always, because you will always be worthy of love.

Oscar Wilde

#16. You see, a man's... ahem... is shaped differently from a woman's..." Mama fluttered her hand. "... whatsit. And in the marital bed, he will wish to place his..." More hand fluttering. "... inside yours."
"His ahem goes in my whatsit."
"In so many words. Yes.

Tessa Dare

#17. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

Mark Twain

#18. Chi ti ama ti aspetta(Who loves waits for You).

ABC

#19. Now love is so very subtle an essence, such an indefinable metaphysical marvel, that its due force, though very cruelly felt by the sufferer himself, is never clearly understood by those who look on at his torments and wonder why he takes the common fever so badly.

Mary Elizabeth Braddon

#20. The truth is that wherever a man lies with a woman, there, whether they like it or not, a transcendental relation is set up between them which must be eternally enjoyed or eternally endured.

C.S. Lewis

#21. The secret to winning a woman is calculated neglect.

David Benioff

#22. Done well, marital sexuality can be a supremely healing experience.

Gary L. Thomas

#23. the English explorer Richard Burton told the story of an Englishman finding his new wife unconscious on the marital bed, having chloroformed herself. She had pinned a note to her nightdress which read: 'Mama says you're to do what you like.

Sam Miller

#24. I go crazy trying to energize people, 'cause that's what I am. I'm a battery. If you're down, you can plug into me and get charged up.

Eli Manning