Marginalizing Def Quotes

#1. For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

Bill Kelly

#2. I often think how unfairly life's good fortune is sometimes distributed.

Leo Tolstoy

#3. But do my words ring in anyone else's soul? Does anyone hear them besides me?

Fernando Pessoa

#4. A musical is only as good as its director. The same can also be said for the CIA.

Martin Short

#5. It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.

Daniel Kahneman

#6. True generosity is too frequently eaten up by prosperity and riches.

Ellen G. White

#7. When agents of the Turkmen secret police came up short in arrests of counterrevolutionaries in 1937-38, they filled their quota by going to the Ashgabat marketplace and rounding up all men who wore beards, on theory that they were likely to be mullahs.

Douglas Northrop

#8. Depend on no man, on no friend but him who can depend on himself. He only who acts conscientiously toward himself, will act so toward others.

Johann Kaspar Lavater