Marathi Funny Quotes

#1. When you don't talk about something, then something will talk about itself for you.

Alexander McCall Smith

#2. I go to bed at 2 A.M. and get up at 7 A.M. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half.

Alexa Von Tobel

#3. Compassion is not a popular virtue.

Karen Armstrong

#4. Estee Lauder cologne. Sam Cooke always wore it, and I started wearing it because he wore it.

Bobby Womack

#5. I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did.

CM Punk

#6. I came in the door, I said it before
I never let the mic magnetize me no more.
But it's biting me, fighting me, inviting me to rhyme,
I can't hold it back ... I'm looking for the line.
Taking off my coat, clearing my throat,
My rhyme will be kicking until I hit my last note.

Rakim

#7. Let me give you a piece of advice, and please retain it. I'd hate to needlessly expel air for the benefit of having you nod absentmindedly.

Addison Moore

#8. Surely it is important that people who love each other should be able to speak openly and truly about matters which touch them.

P.D. James

#9. Who would I least want to hang out with? Probably John Lotter. I guess I have a place of understanding for everyone I've played.

Peter Sarsgaard

#10. Those were the good old days when educated Americans read foreign literature in translation, even works written in non-Western languages.

Minae Mizumura

#11. Journalism: A profession whose business is to explain to others what it personally does not understand.

Lord Northcliffe

#12. Things must be loved before they are lovely.

Cameron Jace

#13. Misery is evil; quarreling, a misfortune. There is only one possibility of avoiding both: a clear division of society. [Otherwise] the strong tyrannize the weak, the intelligent frighten the stupid, the inferior resist the superior, and the young mock the old.

Xunzi

#14. become intelligent enough to notice that it is not self-aware. If you create a machine as intelligent as yourselves,

Anonymous