Man Of My Dreams Funny Quotes

#1. Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.

Russell Simmons

#2. It's funny how when you say "yes" to something (like the man of your dreams), you don't think about the fact that you are also saying "no" to something else.

Amy E. Spiegel

#3. Man,ought to take care o his own business.don't you think, Mr. Mayor?

R.S. Belcher

#4. He was a collection of hard lines and tailored edges

Leigh Bardugo

#5. I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.

W.C. Fields

#6. Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams.

Caroline George

#7. A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Sam Ewing

#8. I can always look up at the cosmos and marvel, no matter what happens. And when I look up at it, I feel as though my problems are small. I don't know why, but it always makes me feel better.

Matthew Quick

#9. Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH!

Megan McCafferty

#10. Humour and high seriousness ... Perfect bedfellows, I think. Though I usually phrase it in terms of comedy and darkness. Comedy without darkness rapidly becomes trivial. And darkness without comedy rapidly becomes unbearable.

Mark Haddon

#11. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'

Marc Maron

#12. However, in a patient with impaired oxygenation a reduction in arterial Po2 cannot distinguish between the three very common conditions of pulmonary collapse, consolidation and oedema.

Andrew B. Lumb

#13. Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Bertolt Brecht

#14. We ask for nothing that is not right, and herein lies the great power of our demand.

Paul Robeson

#15. It's because fear sells. It's because war is sport. And it's also very good business.

Hugh Howey

#16. Exceptional people convert life's setbacks into future successes,

Carol S. Dweck

#17. Egg has the truth of it. Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.

George R R Martin