Mall Santa Quotes

#1. To labor rightly and earnestly is to walk in the golden track that leads to God. It is to adopt the regimen of manhood and womanhood. It is to come into sympathy with the great struggle of humanity toward perfection. It is to adopt the fellowship of all the great and good the world has ever known.

J.G. Holland

#2. Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That's what all those mall Santas are. They're trying to start their own festive colonies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#3. And then he winked.
Jeez, I thought my heart would explode on the spot. The last time a guy winked at me was years ago, and that'd been a creepy mall Santa.

Veronica Wolff

#4. I seriously doubt I would ever have written the first story had I not been a lawyer. I never dreamed of being a writer. I wrote only after witnessing a trial.

John Grisham

#5. I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

Thomm Quackenbush

#6. Whatever the faults of the rabbis, consistency was not one of them.

Solomon Schechter

#7. Nothing seems to me more tragic than the pressures we put on artists to do what we think we'll like, and our refusal to prize what is most ornery and special about them.

Marcia B. Siegel

#8. your biggest enemy is yourself, your creation of barriers, your destruction of your freedom." They

Dean F. Wilson

#9. I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.

Megan Fox

#10. It was the eyes. The secret of love was in the eyes. The way one person looked at another, the way eyes communicated and spoke when the lips never moved.

V.C. Andrews

#11. Conventional is not for me. I like things that are uniquely Flo. I like being different.

Florence Griffith Joyner

#12. The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Lemony Snicket

#13. I have sunshine in my heart regardless of conditions around me.

Benjamin Carson

#14. We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them.

Abigail Adams

#15. What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God.

Malcolm Muggeridge

#16. Trust me, you know when you've got depression.

Giles Andreae

#17. The one thing I'm proud of as a filmmaker is that people are entitled not to like my films - that's the privilege of the public - but I think I have my own imprint.

McG

#18. My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery.

Kat Dennings