Maligayang Kaarawan Funny Quotes

#1. Being a literature major, you know, I'm very familiar with the ways symbolism is used in our sort of mythic tales of society, so anyone who is consciously trying to pull that off I think is really interesting and clearly very smart.

Carrie Coon

#2. If Apple ever lowers the iPod's price and develops Windows software for it, watch out: the invasion of the iPod people will surely begin in earnest.

David Pogue

#3. Frederic Leighton to James McNeill Whistler: 'My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?' James McNeill Whistler to Frederic Leighton: 'My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?

James Whistler

#4. Part of the far shore disappeared into a shimmer that looked like water. There was no certainty in seeing, no proof that what you saw was there or was not there. And the people of the Gulf expected all places were that way, and it was not strange to them.

John Steinbeck

#5. ...Material goods have gained an increasing and finally inexorable power over the lives of men as at no previous period in history.

Max Weber

#6. I mourn for the quicksilvery racehorse passage of time. Its swiftness has caught me with the same ineffable start that comes to every man and woman who lives long enough. It remains as the single great surprise of any life. In

Pat Conroy

#7. Sometimes we are only aware of how happy we are when the moment has passed. But now and again, if we are very lucky, we are aware of happiness when it is actually happening.

Tony Parsons

#8. She felt HORRIBLE. It was the greatest Valentine's Day gift I've ever received.

Aziz Ansari

#9. The trial designed to bring the most rigorous statistical analysis to the cause of lung cancer barely required elementary mathematics to prove its point.

Siddhartha Mukherjee

#10. The natural is so awesome that we need not go beyond it.

Ruth Hurmence Green

#11. Well, we in America are about to break up with oil. Why not break up with poverty and discrimination too?

Van Jones

#12. To give reason for fancy were to weigh the fire, and measure the wind.

John Lyly