Malapropism Comedian Quotes

#1. True obedience is a matter of love, which makes it voluntary, not compelled by fear or force.

Dorothy Day

#2. In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out.

James M. Barrie

#3. I think that building any product that has a lot of user loyalty is a bit like making a sequel to a great movie or video game - people generally want 'more of the same thing, except better and different.'

Yishan Wong

#4. Much historical fiction that centers on real people has always been deficient in information, lacking in craft and empty in affect.

Hilary Mantel

#5. I don't want to stay here overnight,' said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. 'I want to find McLaggen and kill him.

J.K. Rowling

#6. I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith, otherwise our life is empty, empty. To live and not to know why the cranes fly, why children are born, why there are stars in the sky. You must know why you are alive, or else everything is nonsense, just blowing in the wind.

Anton Chekhov

#7. Odd snatches of memory, more like dreams.

Kate Morton

#8. Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas.

William Tenn

#9. A sit-down with your direct boss and establish what she expects you to be focusing on in the first days and weeks of the job. Take

Kate White

#10. Duff's little moans traveled up her spine, made her head buzz. And another thought grabbed hold: She was doing this. She had the power to do this. THat she could be both completely vulnerable and totally in control was mind-blowing.

Libba Bray

#11. I couldn't ever boil potatoes over the heat of your affection. Your love would never bridge a gap; it wouldn't even fill up the hole that the mice came through ...

Djuna Barnes

#12. Life is probably a tangle of love and hate permanently knotted together.

Gao Xingjian

#13. An artist must first of all respond to his subject, he must be filled with emotion toward that subject and then he must make his technique so sincere, so translucent that it may be forgotten, the value of the subject shining through it.

Robert Henri

#14. I can't complain about the support I've been given over the years, but I don't like it slipping away. Nobody says 'I'd like to be a bit less successful next year, please'. Nobody on the planet wants that, and I certainly don't.

Robbie Williams

#15. Music is, by its very nature, essentially powerless to express anything at all. Music expresses itself.

Igor Stravinsky