Top 34 Makai Quotes
#1. People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.
Michael Makai
#2. For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?
Michael Makai
#3. She will reveal herself as a submissive to a stunned and suddenly perplexed world, announcing for all to hear, This is who and what I am. I am a submissive. I am happy and fulfilled in my relationship as a submissive. You loved and respected me ten minutes ago ... What do you think of me now?
Michael Makai
#4. She can be a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a conundrum, rolled in a frito burrito. In other words, a total freaking mystery to anyone who isn't gifted with mind-reading abilities.
Michael Makai
#5. While her knight doesn't necessarily have to be fighting on the same side as the Warrior Princess Submissive, he does need to be a fighter, and he had better be damn good at it.
Michael Makai
#6. There are always surprises. You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.
Michael Makai
#7. In this chapter, we'll be exploring the connection between D/s and religion, and discussing any significance that the link might have for you.
Michael Makai
#8. There's nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.
Michael Makai
#9. It will likely come as no surprise to anyone that jealousy is at the top of the list when it comes to potential pitfalls of a polyamorous relationship.
Michael Makai
#10. Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn't necessarily mean you speak the same language.
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#11. A Warrior Princess Submissive seeks not just a Dominant; she seeks a Dominant's Dominant.
Michael Makai
#12. If I had to describe the Ineffable Sub, I'd say she was ... indescribably delicious! No, wait. That's Lucky Charms.
Michael Makai
#13. Cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types of wood to enhance the weight, strength or beauty of the paddle.
Michael Makai
#14. You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.
Michael Makai
#15. She instinctively knows that each pretender she eliminates brings her one step closer to the One, and in fact, it is not unusual to hear her use this exact terminology: The One. You can almost hear the Capitalization as she says it.
Michael Makai
#16. I love redheads. It's not the hair color, it's the crazy.
Michael Makai
#18. Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just say that out loud?
Michael Makai
#19. A cage stokes our emotions and imaginations, regardless of whether you are inside looking out, or outside looking in.
Michael Makai
#20. Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you're there, please make me a sandwich.
Michael Makai
#21. Despite the fact that living a BDSM lifestyle carries with it a certain social stigma, recent studies seem to indicate that BDSM may actually be good for you.
Michael Makai
#22. Some women just make you want to know what makes them tick. Others make you wonder what happens when the ticking stops.
Michael Makai
#23. Owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn't necessarily make him a good Top,
Michael Makai
#24. We're talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.
Michael Makai
#25. My new and improved Golden Rule: Dom unto others as you would have God Dom unto you.
Michael Makai
#26. The Warrior Princess Submissive is - at least in my humble opinion - quite possibly destined to be the hope and salvation of the D/s lifestyle from an ever-increasing wave of attacks by a small cadre of radical feminists and misandrists who seek to equate D/s with misogyny.
Michael Makai
#27. There are three possible scenarios when it comes to your stilettos and sex: (1) You could wear your stilettos without having sex. (2) You could have sex without your stilettos on. And (3) you could have sex with your stilettos on, preferably at my house, and bring a camera.
Michael Makai
#28. Differing perspectives, needs, and desires sometimes have a way of spawning completely different interpretations of the same events.
Michael Makai
#29. If you're someone who is intimately involved with a true masochist, and yet can't bring yourself to actually hurt that person, you're like the guy wearing a red uniform on a Star Trek away-mission: expendable.
Michael Makai
#31. It's easy to fall in love online with someone you'd slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.
Michael Makai
#32. She may, in fact, love you; she may want you, but she will rarely admit to ever needing you.
Michael Makai
#33. We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.
Michael Makai
#34. As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can't replace the human touch
Michael Makai
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