Top 13 Madtv Cast Quotes
#1. I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot.
Artie Lange
#2. I highly recommend your doing: find an equivalent of killing a giant space slug in your head and celebrate that.
Carrie Fisher
#3. Zidane is one of the greatest players in history, a truly magnificent player.
Zinedine Zidane
#4. IT'S ONE of those moments where life seems to pause, and the universe opens its mouth and vomits comprehension on you.
Anna Banks
#6. Magic isn't inherently evil. But it does seem to be terribly bad for people.
Jo Walton
#7. I need to be very careful about going on certain networks that seem to have a bias.
Rand Paul
#8. This magical, marvelous food on our plate, this sustenance we absorb, has a story to tell. It has a journey. It leaves a footprint. It leaves a legacy. To eat with reckless abandon, without conscience, without knowledge; folks, this ain't normal.
Joel Salatin
#9. The prayer of faith is the only kind that is real prayer, and it is trust in God with full acknowledgment of God's power and love.
Archibald Thomas Robertson
#10. Sighs and silences and avoided conversations are just as important as the things you do talk about.
Cecelia Ahern
#11. You are full, Laia. Full of life and dark and strength and spirit. You are in our dreams. You will burn, for you are an ember in the ashes.
Sabaa Tahir
#12. The United States must get a taste of its own poison ...
Saddam Hussein
#13. If I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn't have had the time to shoot a single movie!
George Clooney