Madge Benidorm Sayings

#1. For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression.

Kirstie Alley

#2. The banner waved by the religious leaders reads; do not upset my world! Jesus is one who comes to call an about face and reverse the curse. Jesus call is not half way or three quarters; it is a complete and utter abandonment to his Lordship. Will the Pharisees and Herodians submit to Jesus Lordship?

Jonah Books

#3. Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.

Miles Kington

#4. Those who have no absolute values cannot let the relative remain merely relative; they are always raising it to the level of the absolute.

Flannery O'Connor

#5. If we say that God has always been, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always been?

Carl Sagan

#6. Most of the time I wind up with a sleepily mumbled melodic line, sometimes with words, sometimes not. But then with my waking brain I have to decide whether it's worth ... I mean, sometimes it's not worth it.

Ted Leo

#7. I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Steven Wright

#8. ...nudity meant just without clothes on, neither good nor bad.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#9. The day I get my license will be the day you get run over by a car

Anh Nguyen

#10. And either victory, or else a grave.

William Shakespeare

#11. Lines don't make a beautiful woman less beautiful.

Isabel Wolff

#12. I never saw daffodils so beautiful. They grew among the mossy stones about and above them; some rested their heads upon these stones, as on a pillow, for weariness ...

Dorothy Wordsworth

#13. For your family, you do all that you can.

Stephen King

#14. Goddess-nurse of the young, give ear to my prayer, and grant that this woman may reject the love-embraces of youth and dote on grey-haired old men whose powers are dulled, but whose hearts still desire.

Homer