Madea Funny Quotes

#1. I guess I don't like the people in politics very much, to be blunt.

Nate Silver

#2. Women show off their personality and character through accessories more than with low-cut shirts and skirts with huge slits.

Sarah Lafleur

#3. Don't you touch my sister
or i will seriously try to kill you.
-Cyrus Smith

N.D. Wilson

#4. In war nothing is impossible, provided you use audacity.

George S. Patton

#5. I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation."
"How do you figure?"
"They are still breathing, aren't they?

Ilona Andrews

#6. He who knows most believes the least.

Henry Thomas Buckle

#7. His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Dorothy Parker

#8. My two valuable lessons are: avoid romanticism and abhor possessiveness.

Diana Athill

#9. We all know Linux is great ... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.

Linus Torvalds

#10. If you don't look good, we don't look good.

Vidal Sassoon

#11. I've done a lot of partying in my time because I didn't want to go home and I didn't know what to do.

Natalie Imbruglia

#12. When the Habsburg State crumbled to pieces in 1918 the Austrian Germans instinctively raised an outcry for union with their German fatherland. That was the voice of a unanimous yearning in the hearts of the whole people for a return to the unforgotten home of their fathers.

Adolf Hitler

#13. I've watched too many Kurosawa movies, she thought, but couldn't quite abandon the idea. The imagery was a lovely way of turning angst and suicidal ideation into honor and noble sacrifice.

James S.A. Corey

#14. Long miles of snow and mountains spun out behind him, and his hooves scattered stardust or snow crystals. He went bounding on and on, right on the spine of the world, thrust out against the night sky

Elyne Mitchell

#15. Most poor people in America were like Arleen: they did not live in public housing or apartments subsidized by vouchers. Three in four families who qualified for assistance received nothing.

Matthew Desmond