Macho Gay Funny Sayings

#1. Ulver Seich woke up in the best possible way. She surfaced with a languorous slowness through fuzzy layers of luxurious half-dreams and memories of sweetness, sensuality and sheer carnal bliss ... to find it all merging rather splendidly into reality, and what was happening right now.

Iain M. Banks

#2. She made love with the freshness of an impatient virgin and the ingenuity of a sex-scarred whore.

Lawrence Block

#3. Irish-looking,' Halley said, by which she meant a collection of indistinct features - pale skin, mousy hair, general air of ill-health - that combine to mysteriously powerful romantic effect.

Paul Murray

#4. Dorothy Parker once said: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid." Upon delivering this Dot bon mot, with much waving of sparkly rings and jingly bracelets, Constance Langtry comments that she'd add a fourth: "Deft tongue. And I don't mean a good talker.

Marie Wilson

#5. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

H. H. Asquith

#6. I wondered whether the nuclear transfer techniques could be used to introduce purified macro-molecules into an egg, and hence into embryonic cells.

John Gurdon

#7. Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate

Geri Halliwell

#8. I guess it's a personal preference. Me, personally, I like to be able to tell the stories that I want to tell and do the things that I want to do. It takes a little bit more work, but that's what the production side is.

Mekhi Phifer

#9. The rain keeps up throughout the next day. "Lovely English summer we're having," everyone jokes.

Gayle Forman

#10. Actually, I love mythology. When I was a kid I was obsessed with myth and I wanted to be a mythologist when I grew up. Then I realized I really just like stories.

Amber Benson

#11. Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.

Paul Gauguin