Macchine Quotes

#1. A kind of semi-Solomon, half-knowing everything, from the cedar to the hyssop.

Thomas B. Macaulay

#2. People are much more loose if you are having fun. I had a basketball player who was really soft-spoken, and then we played Connect Four with him, and he really opened up!

Hannah Storm

#3. Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I'm carrying spare pants. Then I'd need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I've got a house and a car and a savings plan and I'm filling out all kinds of forms.

Lee Child

#4. You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'

Jim Gaffigan

#5. The Constitution I uphold and defend is the one I carry in my pocket all the time, the U.S. Constitution. I don't know what Constitution that other members of Congress uphold, but it's not this one. I think the only Constitution that Barack Obama upholds is the Soviet constitution, not this one.

Paul Broun

#6. The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#7. The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary.

Vidal Sassoon

#8. Adorn thyself with simplicity and modesty and with indifference towards the things which lie between virtue and vice. Love mankind. Follow

Marcus Aurelius

#9. Barack Obama has said he doesn't believe in American leadership or America winning - he is wrong. America can win again and we will win again.

Ted Cruz

#10. Lobsters displays all three of the classic biological characteristics of an insect, namely: 1. It has way more legs than necessary. 2. There is no way you would ever pet it. 3. It does not respond to simple commands such as "Here, boy!"

Dave Barry

#11. Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

Wanda Sykes

#12. When things consistently fail to compute, it does point to a consistently undefined possibility.

Edwin F. Becker