Love Is Like A Fart Quotes

#1. Love is like a fart. It's warm, unpredictable. And sometimes it stinks, but it can also be the best feeling in the world. That's why I'm so happy that I passed you that day. I know now ... I fart you

Ryan Higa

#2. Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Stephen K. Amos

#3. As I'd observed, it was clear that Rose was willing to do anything and fight anyone to protect her friend. I admired that - I admired that a lot - but it didn't stop me from striking out to block her.

Richelle Mead

#4. Those who die for their country are martyrs and those who live for their country are greater martyrs.

Bhagat Puran Singh

#5. It's lonely at the top, so you better know why you are there.

John C. Maxwell

#6. Love? Dude. It's like a fart. You don't even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you.

Ann Everett

#7. Take one man, one foolish woman, put them together in a bowl and stir.

Sarah Addison Allen

#8. Buddhism is more a philosophy for living rather than a religion or dogma - it's about being awake, free from illusions and fear, so that compassion and loving kindness permeates all of our relationships.

Charlotte Kasl

#9. The more a man is successful in getting out (or coming out) from his own individuality, of his egoist self, and to control (or dominate) the instincts of his physical nature, the more his character, by rising above material contingencies, widen, become free and independent.

African Spir

#10. No matter how evolved humans think they are, we still have the same flight-or-fight instincts of our caveman ancestors.

Ernessa T. Carter