Louis Ck Quotes

#1. Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work.

Andy Kindler

#2. But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.

Amy Poehler

#3. Shame is difficult. It's a weapon and a signal. It can paralyze or motivate. My friend Louis CK likes to say that "guilt is an intersection" Getting out of it means making a choice and moving forward.

Amy Poehler

#4. Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.

Andrea Seigel

#5. I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

Andy Kindler

#6. I would watch either Michael Cera doing comedy or Louis CK doing stand-up. This would

James Altucher

#7. Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

Ted Alexandro

#8. I had to decide on the kind of life I wanted to live and live it.

Ari Goldman

#9. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

#10. I was actually shooting 'Warm Bodies' on the day that '50/50' came out, which I don't recommend to other filmmakers because I was sort of a wreck. Actually, it was good for me, because I had work to do, so I couldn't obsess all day and be checking how '50/50' was doing!

Jonathan Levine

#11. Papa wasn't like them, with lines like cursive writing up and down their faces.

Jane Yolen

#12. If you don't know why you like a thing, it is usually worth your while to attempt to find out.

Paul Bowles

#13. The sacred formula of positivism: love as a principle, the order as a foundation, and progress as a goal.

Auguste Comte

#14. I feel I'm entitled to my opinion, right or wrong.

Jimmie Johnson

#15. Adrian had been felled by a Coach bag.

Nenia Campbell

#16. Well, a lot of our concerts do okay, and I know we still get royalty checks which still isn't that important, but again, I have to just say that we're making our records.

Bruce Johnston

#17. I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

Louis C.K.

#18. Marketing and advertising are incredibly exciting and creative functions. They are central to the creation of brands and to the creation of sustainable competitive advantage for companies

Jim Speros

#19. I don't want to say that sanctions are ridiculous and that we couldn't care less; these are not pleasant things ... We find little joy in that, but there are no painful sensations. We have lived through tougher times.

Sergei Lavrov

#20. Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

Louis C.K.

#21. Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.

Pope Paul VI