Lollipop Quotes

#1. That's a girl's life for the rest of her days- somewhere between a lollipop and shots.

Christy Turlington

#2. Love one another. My final lesson of history is the same as that of Jesus.
You may think that's a lot of lollipop but just try it. Love is the most practical thing in the world. If you take an attitude of love toward everybody you meet, you'll eventually get along.

Will Durant

#3. My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I became fascinated by the idea of living in a candy land with chocolate rivers and lollipop trees.

Dylan Lauren

#4. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Eric Carle

#5. I know" - he lowered his voice and stepped closer, now only six inches away - "that any man who'd had you give his cock a chocolate massage, then watched you suck off every last trace of it like a lollipop, wouldn't be able to think of anything else when they looked at you.

Skye Jordan

#6. When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Alan Perlis

#7. A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Demetri Martin

#8. Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Homer

#9. Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Joan Crawford

#10. Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop

LL Cool J

#11. Hard to think about chasing after someone when your own femur was sticking up out of your skin like a lollipop gushing blood

Jennifer Estep

#12. What?"
"That's sweet."
I am sweet. My heart flip-flops and I bite my lip a little bit. Sweet as in a lollipop, or sweet as in a girl you wold like to kiss passionately in the stacks? That's the question.

Carrie Jones

#13. That's the story of my life; I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Marilyn Monroe

#14. A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.

Mitch Hedberg

#15. I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

Anthony Jeselnik

#16. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy to be your morning lollipop, but I need to eat, too.

Pamela Clare

#17. She was so going to get it later. Macy, queen of my universe, I beseechingly request you place your sweetest lips upon my manhood and make it your lollipop.

Cherrie Lynn

#18. You wouldn't know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.

Leigh Bardugo

#19. If you carry out this plan, I will kill you. You will be-" L took a step forward- "executed!"
Then he handed the woman a lollipop.

M..

#20. No, I heard some of the staff talking. She's all bad, that one. They kicked her out of the Lollipop Guild for theft, yeah? And she did community service for bitch-slapping the Mayor of Munchkinland.
Alexander

Melodie Ramone

#21. Dakota pulled a lollipop out of his pocket before quickly unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth.
What kind of vampire sucks on human candy?

Sara Humphreys

#22. It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove.

Kami Garcia

#23. It is easier to give in to that little brat child, isn't it? Being tough takes energy and is not always pleasant. Rules and boundaries take energy to enforce. Throwing a lollipop is much easier...It is not a trick or a quick fix, it is an overall attitude. -Malta

Vicky Kaseorg

#24. Felicity looks like a girl whose lollipop has just landed in the dirt.

Anonymous

#25. Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Joan Crawford

#26. And they brought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a CranberryTart, And a hive of silvery Bees. And they brought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws, And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws, and forty Bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree, And no end of Stilton Cheese.

Edward Lear

#27. Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and she told me sometimes kids are sweet, and sometimes they just need a good lickin'.

Lacey Weatherford

#28. Since youre here, Courtauld said wearily, youd better explain why these lollipops or whatever they're called have to be on silk. If I'd had a lollipop I knew precisely where Id stick it.

Leo Marks

#29. We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan ... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the Satan for the world Santa.

David Sedaris

#30. 'Lollipop Opera' is the backdrop to Finsbury Park. A place that is very thriving, interracial and lot of music stores, Greek, Turkish, all sorts of immigrant music. It's utter Englishness. It blends the Jamaicans, the Irish. It's like what Jim Reeves did with American country music.

John Lydon

#31. And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

Thom Yorke

#32. And within the computer's innards, a spreading cancer. A self-replicating corruption. A B-pop mutiny of bass and drum and oscillating frequency. Inane quasi poetry glorifying a pointless act of intimacy.

Jay Kristoff

#33. Well, I'm not going to be singing about lollipops because I no longer relate to lollipops.

Hilary Duff

#34. I wanted to become a better Snoop Dogg, full of water, proteins and stuff to keep me alive ... lollipops and Big Macs.

Snoop Dogg