Loiosh Quotes

#1. Well," she said, "if I were the enemy commander, and our assault had failed three times, and I wanted to make a fourth, I don't think I'd attack with fewer men. But that's just me."
"Shut up, Loiosh."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Never mind. Private joke.

Steven Brust

#2. I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.

Yoko Ono

#3. The moment you admit someone into your heart you make yourself a fool,

Yiyun Li

#4. I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.

Tom Robbins

#5. My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.

Frank Carson

#6. Let us come together and think of ways India does not have to import but we export to the world.

Narendra Modi

#7. A wound does not destroy us. It activates our self-healing powers. The point is not to "put it behind you" but to keep benefiting from the strength it has awakened.

David Richo