Lizz Winstead Quotes

#1. I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

Lizz Winstead

#2. If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.

Caroline Hanson

#3. Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

Lizz Winstead

#4. I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

Lizz Winstead

#5. As full and equal partners Adam and Eve were responsible to tend the garden, to be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth, to subdue the earth, and to rule over the creatures. In other words, together they were given stewardship of the earth because they were equals.

Alan F. Johnson

#6. If you're a woman and you've decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.

Lizz Winstead

#7. Author says he suffered from both "a craving to be famous" and "a horror of being known to like being known.

T.E. Lawrence

#8. People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.

Lizz Winstead

#9. Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

Lizz Winstead

#10. There's plenty of ways you can go and encourage people. And you should do that. But don't demonize what you do, I do, what other comics are doing, when you see people showing up and listening and responding because they've heard the messaging in the new kind of way.

Lizz Winstead

#11. One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

Lizz Winstead

#12. I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Lizz Winstead

#13. I do a lot of reading of news so I can be smarter, and I do a lot of watching TV news so I can know why Americans aren't very smart. Then I can point out the hypocrisy of politicians or the media.

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#14. We live in a nation where corporations are people.

Lizz Winstead

#15. And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Lizz Winstead

#16. I dropped out of college and I'm pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.

Lizz Winstead

#17. My only rule is to keep moving, for a pump and cardio at the same time. Rest as little as possible. After an hour, you will feel fantastic and your muscles won't know what hit them

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#18. It's a lonely road for those of us who choose to be remarkable, and the path of convention can sometimes be appealing. That path is paved with safe lives, middle of the road monotony, and little chance of failure. But where's the fun in being like everyone else out there?

Chris Guillebeau

#19. Turning the other cheek is a kind of moral jiu-jitsu.

Gerald Stanley Lee

#20. Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

Lizz Winstead

#21. This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

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#22. We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

Lizz Winstead

#23. Of babies born alive and in hospitals during that month of July 1945, 92 percent would die within then days.

Andrei Cherny

#24. My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

Lizz Winstead

#25. Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Lizz Winstead

#26. The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

Lizz Winstead

#27. It just seems OK these days to throw women under the bus. Like we're a bargaining chip.

Lizz Winstead

#28. Green fingers are the extension of a verdant heart.

Russell Page

#29. In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.

Lizz Winstead

#30. By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

Lizz Winstead

#31. You are not making the change because you are a bad person and you are doing it wrong. You make changes because you love yourself and you want to improve the quality of your life.

Louise Hay

#32. Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

Lizz Winstead

#33. Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

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#34. When I'm writing, I know I'm doing the thing I was born to do.

Anne Sexton

#35. There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Lizz Winstead

#36. I was just standing around and suddenly I was cast as an extra. I hated it because I was so shy.

Dwayne Hickman