Lindey Quotes

#1. So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan!

Jeff Dunham

#2. Funniness is the wild card in the pack.

Penelope Gilliatt

#3. I was never out of my Bible.

John Bunyan

#4. When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on

Theodore Roosevelt

#5. I wrote in the 'War of Art' that I could divide my life neatly into two parts: before turning pro and after. After is better.

Steven Pressfield

#6. Neeporlax presented something of a contrast.

Iain M. Banks

#7. The spectacle of insensitivity that is the gun lobby and its outspoken, out-of-their-mind apparatchiks, is the apotheosis of what the Republican Party has allowed itself to become.

Steven Weber

#8. Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.

Salvador Dali

#9. The problem with life is, we often do things that will ultimately be self-destructive and make us unhappy, yet in that moment it seems like the best idea in the world. You have to be careful of moments - they're tricksy things.

Sophie Dahl

#10. A program that has not been tested does not work.

Bjarne Stroustrup