Lighthouse Jive Quotes

#1. I do not approve the extermination of the enemy; the policy of exterminating or, as it is barbarously said, liquidating enemies, is one of the most alarming developments of modern war and peace, from the point of view of those who desire the survival

T. S. Eliot

#2. There is a Senate and a Congress who carry on endless sessions discussing garbage disposal and outhouse inspection, the only two questions over which they have jurisdiction.

William S. Burroughs

#3. The closest Apollo had ever come to expressing an interest in the opposite sex was the door signs of public bathrooms.

Jonathan Dunne

#4. Why can't people just be happy and live?

Jonathan Dunne

#5. I enjoy being active; it's part of my lifestyle.

Sasha Roiz

#6. If something bad happened just do this 3 things.First inhale second exhale and third accept that it happened.

Kenneth De Guzman

#7. Nature: The unseen intelligence which loved us into being, and is disposing of us by the same token

Elbert Hubbard

#8. Earth is such a sweet 'n sour place, thought Gonzo, puffing on his seaweed roll-up, and he knew that if aliens did exist, then they'd probably only stop to avail of this planet's toilet facilities on the intergalactic highway.

Jonathan Dunne

#9. Lately, their love had been reduced to yellow emojis.

Jonathan Dunne

#10. eyes: so transparently enslaved by the soul

Glen Duncan

#11. Opposites attract, mom.'
'Yes, but in your case, darling, it is hydrogen and oxygen, and we all know what happened the Hindenberg.'
Just in case their daughter wasn't aware of the ill-fated zeppelin, Lambert clarified: 'This too will end in flames.

Jonathan Dunne

#12. So how do you know she was a mermaid if you didn't see her bottom half?

Jonathan Dunne

#13. I'm not the most patient of people.

Kobe Bryant

#14. Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell.

Jonathan Dunne

#15. Roughly speaking: to say of two things that they are identical is nonsense, and to say of one thing that it is identical with itself is to say nothing.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#16. How'd he taste?"
Like a five second rule Oreo ... " he said thoughtfully
A five second rule Oreo?"
A little dirty, but still sweet ...

Amy Lane

#17. But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.

Jonathan Dunne