Top 14 Life Lemons Recreated Quotes
#1. Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!
Tom Lehrer
#2. My main form of exercise is my bike. I don't have a car, so I cycle everywhere.
Sophie Okonedo
#3. Cut off the dead wood before it kills the tree.' If you have friends who backstab you, get rid of them now before they hurt you.
Scott Monk
#4. Man was lost if he went to a usurer, for the interest ran faster than a tiger upon him.
Pearl S. Buck
#5. At no point did the [Burns] committee conclude, or even attempt to conclude, an assessment of cruelty. Yet many bodies have erroneously quoted the Burns report, stating that it clearly demonstrated that the practice of hunting wild animals with dogs caused cruelty. The report did not state that.
Lawson Soulsby, Baron Soulsby Of Swaffham Prior
#6. Big institutions in this imperial state, in this evil US empire, prepare their politicians to become criminals.
Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
#8. It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.
Laura Schlessinger
#9. Don't open the box until I arrive. Wear something unbearably sexy that you think will drive me crazy. Because it will. And have a drink ready for me when I walk in the door. Whiskey will do.
Lauren Blakely
#10. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.
Emma O'Connor
#11. Keep still and your troubles find you. I might not have known much about the unborn, but I sure as hell knew about running!
Mark Lawrence
#12. The future belongs to the risk-takers, not the comfort-seekers .
Brian Tracy
#13. Live in harmony with one another; be sympathetic, love as brothers, be compassionate and humble. 1 PETER 3:8
Joel Osteen
#14. Keep your brain active. Engage your brain. Your brain is the most fantastic machine ever created, and it needs to be exercised.
Peter Kinderman