Life Is A Lemon Quotes

#1. Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

Meat Loaf

#2. Palermo was lovely. The most beautifully situated town in the world - it dreams away its life in the Conca d'Oro, the exquisite valley that lies between two seas. The lemon groves and the orange gardens were entirely perfect.

Oscar Wilde

#3. When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.

Anonymous

#4. There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

Gena Showalter

#5. When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.

Clara DeLemos

#6. When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#7. When the life gives you lemon, simply sell them and buy something sweet like chocolate

Samuel Ariel Parker

#8. In order to be transparent, you really have to be completely honest and open, so that's how I've lived my life, and that's where I am now. I am completely transparent. There's nothing that you can't ask me and nothing I won't talk about.

Don Lemon

#9. Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake.

Brenda Shaughnessy

#10. If life hands you a lemon, don't complain, but instead make lemonade to sell those who are thirsty from complaining.

Napoleon Hill

#11. If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

Joan Collins

#12. When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.

W. Clement Stone

#13. If life gives you lemon, squeeze them in people's eyes.

A. Wiseman

#14. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

John Rzeznik

#15. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.

Cardeno C.

#16. The faint of lemon verbena surrounded her, floating gently from Eleanor Butler's silk gown and silken hair. It was the fragrance that had always been part of Ellen O'Hara, the scent for Scarlett of comfort, of safety, of love, of life before the War

Alexandra Ripley

#17. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate

Mei

#18. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!

Sharon Geltner

#19. You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Greg Behrendt

#20. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#21. When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade.

Brenda Bevan Remmes

#22. Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life.

Damien Lemon

#23. When I get lemon juice in a cut..it hurts..but then I remember all who would die for that lemon I am quiet and take the pain for what it is ...
because that is what it is to live.

Shawna Mae Lewis

#24. I don't know, I think that if I had any regrets, that would cancel out the great people that I have in my life. All the tough stuff that I've gone through that I don't wish on no one else has brought a beautiful community to me.

Lemon Andersen

#25. A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you pop a piece of fancy chocolate into your mouth expecting toffee filling and you get lemon zest instead.

Jodi Picoult

#26. When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater.

Scott Adams

#27. Work controls my life, writing controls my life, performing controls my life.

Lemon Andersen

#28. I've never been one to take glee in anyone's demise, and when I saw Jerry Sandusky walk out in handcuffs, I did kind of feel a bit sorry for him, even though the jury found him to do some horrific things; I was like, 'His life is over.'

Don Lemon

#29. We know our neighbors - so far as we have the right to know them. We hear of their joys and their sorrows, and hasten to make them ours so far as we may. Life in a small town is like a layer cake. One gets the whole of it, frosted top, lemon filling and all.

Laura E. Richards

#30. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

Susie Smith

#31. I so connected to symbolically being able to turn lead into gold. My grandmother used to say, "Life give you a lemon, you go ahead and make lemonade." To me, that's alchemy.

Will Smith

#32. The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Bob Lemon