Lies Damned Lies And Statistics Quotes

#1. There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Mark Twain

#2. My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.

Akeem Ayers

#3. Tour guide tells them that after the Taj was completed, each of the builders, twenty-two thousand men, had his thumbs cut off so that the structure could never be built again.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#4. Twenty dollars a week doesn't go far.

O. Henry

#5. Happiness does not mean being free from problems and trials, but finding purpose in problems and trials can result in abundant happiness.

Hank Smith

#6. Either foreswear fucking others or the affair is over.

Philip Roth

#7. Accept the fact that this is a man's world and learn how to play the game gracefully, my sweet.

Irene Hunt

#8. One of the fundamental conditions of happiness is to know that everything that one does has a meaning in eternity

Titus Burckhardt

#9. When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

Julia Glass

#10. There's three kinds of lies in this world:
There's lies ...
There's damned lies ...
And there's statistics

Benjamin Disraeli

#11. He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Katt Williams

#12. Increase of love brings increase of happiness, when it is mutual, and pure as that will be.

Anne Bronte

#13. I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless my food; I say I'm grateful for for it and let it nourish every part of my body.

Gisele Bundchen

#14. A very bouncy Kyle woke Livia at some ridiculous o'clock on Friday morning.
"Wakey-wakey, you sloppy, old whore. It's time to do you up. You're going out tonight, so you don't get to dress in nursing home casual." Kyle ripped off Livia's covers.

Debra Anastasia

#15. I liked my kitchen. No, let me rephrase. I loved my kitchen with the loyalty of a bulldog to his favorite bone.

Kim Harrison