Lgbt Humor Quotes

#1. I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.
It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.

David Levithan

#2. Good luck on your test."
"I'm gonna ace it for sure!" I said, rolling to Wesley's side of the
bed and pulling the sheet up.
"Don't I know it," he smiled, and then slapped the doorframe. "Oh
yeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I'm
on my way now.

J.M. Colail

#3. I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.

J.M. Colail

#4. I would lay down my life for this ice cream.'
'Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton.

Melissa Brayden

#5. A day may sink or save a realm.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#6. If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night.

Solange Nicole

#7. I can tell from the glint in her eyes that she's at least an acquaintance of Dorothy.

David Levithan

#8. Scratching could not make it worse ... such a face as yours.

William Shakespeare

#9. I tried not to laugh. I thought about how my Southern Baptist friends would respond to the suggestion that their entire denomination was making people gay.

Justin Lee

#10. everlasting Father who cares for you today will take care of you tomorrow and every day. Either He will shield you from suffering or He will give you His unwavering strength that you may bear it. Be at peace, then, and set aside all anxious thoughts and worries. Francis de Sales

Lettie B. Cowman

#11. I didn't set out to do a gay comic, but given the current political and religious climate in this country, I feel it is important as a gay person, and a Christian, to create stories with humor and honesty.

Paige Braddock

#12. That is its sole law: everything has to submit to form. If any of literature's other elements are stronger than form, such as style, plot, theme, if any of these take control over form, the result is poor. That is why writers with a strong style often write poor books.

Karl Ove Knausgard

#13. There's always gonna be guys who are just wonderful singers and probably shouldn't be writing songs. Then there's always gonna be guys who move up the ranks writing. I don't know what's healthier or what's the best thing - probably whatever yields the best songs.

Luke Bryan

#14. Fear is a sign to prepare yourself, not to stop.

Eric Valli

#15. 'Jane's World' has pushed the boundaries for mainstream comic strips: girls have kissed, punched each other, have been abducted by aliens, taken steamy showers together and turned into monkeys. Jane has been through a lot and I love her for it.

Paige Braddock

#16. I don't have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.

A.S. King

#17. Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated.

Nick Wilgus

#18. Hi honey, I'm home! Take your pants off! Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.

J.M. Colail

#19. He offered to make-out with Hunter if it would prove that he's ok with me being gay."
"Hmm," said Adam. "Yeah I think I need to see proof."
"Shut up."
"Tell him it has to be shirtless. Wait, let me get my phone out-

Brigid Kemmerer

#20. Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy.

Jane Bled

#21. Baz arched an elegant brow. Are you going to snog the Humdrum-is that your plan? Because he's eleven. And he looks just like you. That's both vain and deviant, Snow, even for you.

Rainbow Rowell