Lester Roloff Quotes

#1. Better a pink bottom than a black soul.

Lester Roloff

#2. The Television is the monster of hell.

Lester Roloff

#3. I rebel against authority, especially my own.

Christy Leigh Stewart

#4. A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Ian Fleming

#5. People read newspapers far more than they read the Word of God and then we wonder way America is in the mess she's in today. This is the Book that made America great, but since it's been kicked out, we've seen America go under and down.

Lester Roloff

#6. Sorrow does not take away, but adds to the Christian's joy.

Lester Roloff

#7. Churches become poor if they become rich and care not for the poor.

Lester Roloff

#8. The only way to build a church, if you have a Bible church, is to preach out of the Bible, teach out of the Bible, read out of the Bible.

Lester Roloff

#9. Nothing's changed. You'll go home. You'll be bored. You'll be ignored. No one will listen to you, really listen to you. You're too clever and too quiet for them to understand. They don't even get your name right.

Neil Gaiman

#10. I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and newspapers and magazines and parties and bowling alleys and camping trips and everything else. How in the world are they going to get still long enough to see anything from God?

Lester Roloff

#11. That boy," he said. "I've done him ever favor I could. Some folks you can't do nothing with. Just sorry. God knows I've done plenty of drinking and stuff in my time, but I be damn if I ever tried to cheat anybody out of any money.

Larry Brown

#12. You are not going to be lost when you get to hell. If you are without Christ, you are lost right now. Your trial is already over. You've already been sentenced. You're just waiting for execution morning to roll around.

Lester Roloff

#13. The world's greatest need is preaching preachers. The Gospel is our emancipation proclamation: let's take it to the slaves of sin.

Lester Roloff

#14. I would rather sail and hit a rock
than sit and rot in dry dock.

Lester Roloff

#15. America is an insane asylum run by the inmates.

Lester Roloff

#16. If you want to save America, get America saved.

Lester Roloff

#17. Christian families are under attack in America! The Communists, Masons, Atheists, Humanists, Evolutionists, and other Godless sickos want to destroy the family. Parents beware; the government wants your child!

Lester Roloff

#18. The price for being the best is always ... having to be the best.

Terry Pratchett

#19. To keep an organization young and fit, don't hire anyone until everybody's so overworked they'll be glad to see the newcomer no matter where he sits.

Robert Townsend

#20. God is the God of the impossible, as well as the God of the possible.

Lester Roloff

#21. God's greatest blessings are upon those who show the proper respect for the poor and the needy.

Lester Roloff

#22. On eluding conviction after mistrial: Why me? I am blessed. I can't complain. I am walking out the door. I am going to have a healthy and happy Christmas.

John A. Gotti