Leap Year Jokes Quotes

#1. Perhaps the worst sin in life is knowing right and not doing it.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#2. You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

Robert Breault

#3. It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.

Merv Griffin

#4. The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.

Bill Vaughan

#5. Sex, like art, can unsettle a soul, can grind a heart in a mortar. Sex, like literature, can sneak the other within one's wall, even if for only a moment, a moment before one immures oneself again.

Rabih Alameddine

#6. Compassion may not fix a problem. It may not undo a wrong, but it may bring a little light into the life of someone who is suffering.

Karlyle Tomms

#7. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

Steven Wright

#8. Evil feeds off a source of apathy, weak in the mind, and of course you have to be. Less than a man, more like a thing, no knowledge you're nothing, knowledge is king.

Kool Moe Dee

#9. All real philosophers have been artists in the realm of concepts.

Rudolf Steiner

#10. The best commentary on the principles of government which has ever been written.

Thomas Jefferson

#11. Sir Brian told him in fulsome scatological terms what he could do with his lineage.

Gordon R. Dickson

#12. I've long been interested in the role of 'minor characters' in major events. This has been the focus of a lot of the fiction and nonfiction I've written.

Thomas Mallon