Top 49 Lawrenson Quotes
#1. If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with - if you keep it out, it's not a goal.
Mark Lawrenson
#3. He can be as good as he wants to be; that's how good he can be.
Mark Lawrenson
#4. If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
#5. If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted, there is practically nothing she can't do.
Helen Lawrenson
#6. It's sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
#7. My feeling is unless they've somebody lined up and they are convinced he is going to be better than Brian, I think their decision has been made in haste.
Mark Lawrenson
#8. You have to go back to the Children's Crusade in 1212 AD to find as unfortunate and fatuous an attempt at manipulated hysteria as the Women's Liberation Movement.
Helen Lawrenson
#10. I marveled at how they were all closed up, asleep with their secrets unseen until you reached up and took the book down from the shelf.
Deborah Lawrenson
#12. Even as winter comes, mornings are crisp, and the big, blue sky seems to hang newly washed over the sea of hills.
Deborah Lawrenson
#13. I've turned into a technological wizard. I can send emails now, which for me is unbelievable. They don't make any sense, but I can send them. I call it e-mithering.
Mark Lawrenson
#14. As soon as an American man loves a girl he wants to marry her. This is not only a blunder but it is rather absurd. It is so typical of American men, always wanting to do the noble thing.
Helen Lawrenson
#15. Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.
Mark Lawrenson
#16. He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.
Mark Lawrenson
#17. To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
#18. Some scents sparkle and then quickly disappear, like the effervescence of ctirus zestor a bright note of mint.
Deborah Lawrenson
#19. As for the topsy-turvy tangle known as soixante-neuf, personally I have always felt it to be madly confusing, like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time.
Helen Lawrenson
#20. Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
#21. The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.
Mark Lawrenson
#22. A skirt is no obstacle to extemperaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.
Helen Lawrenson
#23. As a modern-day role model, I'd have to go for Tiger Woods. I'm also a massive Sachin Tendulkar fan.
Mark Lawrenson
#24. There is one thing new in sexual mores and that is today's bisexual chic ... if you can't truthfully claim to be bisexual yourself, the next best thing is to reveal that one, or both, of your parents was.
Helen Lawrenson
#25. Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs.
Mark Lawrenson
#26. 'Match of the Day' is a great programme to be on. It's a programme I used to be allowed to stay up and watch from the age of 10, so to think that one day I'd actually appear on it was great.
Mark Lawrenson
#27. Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis
Mark Lawrenson
#28. Exeter City's trip to Old Trafford will be a great day for their fans but that is about it - they won't get the result they want against Manchester United.
Mark Lawrenson
#29. He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle.
Mark Lawrenson
#30. There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!') ...
Helen Lawrenson
#31. The American Communist Party was notoriously infiltrated by informers, some working for the FBI, some for capitalist employers. At one time it used to be said that spies practically kept the Party going with their dues and contributions.
Helen Lawrenson
#33. These are the beautiful people, who, befitting their rank as gods and goddesses of a powerful modern mythology, lead beautiful lives in beautiful houses, attired in beautiful clothes and, ostensibly, thinking only beautiful thoughts.
Helen Lawrenson
#34. These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
#35. In the final analysis, each of us is responsible for what we are. We cannot blame it on our mothers, who, thanks to Freud, have replaced money as the root of all evil.
Helen Lawrenson
#36. My iPod's unbelievable. Seriously. The kids have put most of the music on it, but there's a complete mix of '80s rubbish and current day stuff.
Mark Lawrenson
#37. Bolton are an established team in the Premiership these days and well respected by the other sides.
Mark Lawrenson
#38. When I as reading and writing, I was in that exhilarating place where the life of the imagination is more real than the tiles and soil and rock under my feet.
Deborah Lawrenson
#39. Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
#40. I don't think I would have made it as a cricketer.
Mark Lawrenson
#41. When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.
Mark Lawrenson
#42. My father, Tommy, who was a trained draughtsman, played for Preston North End in the Finney era. He liked football but did not love it as I do.
Mark Lawrenson
#43. Most of today's film actress are typical of a mass-production age: living dolls who look as if they came off an assembly line ...
Helen Lawrenson
#44. Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.
Mark Lawrenson
#45. England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
#46. You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
#47. HBO churn out some unbelievable stuff. They really got me with things like 'Band of Brothers.' But you can't beat 'The Sopranos.'
Mark Lawrenson
#48. Nothing really annoys me, I'm not that kind of person, I'm quite laid back about most things.
Mark Lawrenson
#49. Don't be frightened of failure. It makes you stronger if you learn from your mistakes.
Mark Lawrenson
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