Lawrence Welk Show Quotes

#1. Now, your mother and I made a deal when we first got married that if either one of us ever watched the 'wunnerful, wunnerful' Lawrence Welk Show or listened to country music the other one got to get a free divorce.

Christopher Paul Curtis

#2. I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Craig Kilborn

#3. The solar system consists of Jupiter, plus debris.

Isaac Asimov

#4. Life is a million different dots making one gigantic picture. And maybe the big picture is nice, maybe it's amazing, but if you're standing with your face pressed up against a bunch of black dots, it's really hard to tell.

Rebecca Stead

#5. Certainly, being a 'perfect' mother is unachievable.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#6. On writing...
"It's a walk into the darkest corners of my imagination where my nightmares fester until something living and breathing escapes onto the screen of my laptop." JET

J.E. Taylor

#7. Repetition on things like that becomes quite painful. If you do a stunt sometimes it can look like a stunt.

Marton Csokas

#8. If a club is winning, you never pay attention to a guy who's 0-for-10. If a club is losing, all of a sudden you'll find that he's the main reason why you're losing, which is absurd for me.

Joe Torre

#9. It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

Mark Twain

#10. When you dishonor the the utter glory and majesty of black people, you lie. Your heart lies to you and you let it

Sinead O'Connor

#11. As you step into your limitless self, you might be confronted with old habits and patterns that are not necessarily based in truth. These old ways of being show up because you have repeated many of them thousands of times.

Debbie Ford

#12. We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.

Terry Pratchett