Lavall Jordan Quotes

#1. I think the first thing you should learn is how to roast a chicken. Once you can roast a chicken, you can pretty much figure out anything else. And who doesn't like roasted chicken? It's a classic.

Haylie Duff

#2. Falsifiability for a theory is great, but a theory can still be respectable even if it is not falsifiable, as long as it is verifiable.

Brian Greene

#3. I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.

Jim Gaffigan

#4. No group has any proper intellectual leadership today or any proper representation.

Ayn Rand

#5. Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

Bill Maher

#6. Humor helps people open up.

Roger Von Oech

#7. Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

Arthur Adamov

#8. Inner silence works from the moment you begin to accrue it. What the old sorcerers were after was the final dramatic, end result of reaching that individual threshold of silence.

Carlos Castaneda

#9. If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of miracles.

Robert Stikmanz

#10. The happiest among us will be most altruistic, most distinct, most benevolent and most awkward to some of us in a way.

RKSJ

#11. Would they have a life together anymore, after tonight? Or was this it? The end?

Chris Pavone

#12. The Pentagon isn't a place that champions individuality and innovation.

Aimee Mullins

#13. Stop complainin." Jess climbed up to the cab and leaned down to pull me up beside him. "I'm not complaining." His fingers clung to my wrists as the soles on my gray, canvas shoes slipped up the worn steps. "It's hot. I'm sweatin'. I don't want to go campin'," his voiced pitched high to mock me.

S.D. Hendrickson