Laundry Man Quotes

#1. Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

Janeane Garofalo

#2. Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Shawn Burr

#3. What if I'd been wrong all this time? I'd been so angry that God didn't fit the description I wanted him to fit.

Rektok Ross

#4. Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.

Alisa Sheckley

#5. Once you finish paying for college you could reduce your life insurance.

Michelle Singletary

#6. My race and sex had a great deal more to do with what people believed I could do than with what I actually could do.

Octavia E. Butler

#7. So we need people who will remain steadfast in any hardship and who have a high degree of resistance.

Moshe Sharett

#8. Freedom is more than just a patriotic concept; it is the purest intent of our design. Be you. Be free. Be nice.

Steve Maraboli

#9. We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people

Sara Shepard

#10. A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask.

David Duchovny

#11. When I'm on stage I don't say anything. The last thing I want to do is share my thoughts. I don't know if that's mysterious - maybe it's just old fashioned.

Dan Bejar

#12. He was an idiot, like all men who did more thinking with their dicks than actually putting them to their natural use.

Pepper Winters

#13. My father was a restaurant man, laundry man in his lifetime. And I've often wondered how and why did I become an actor? Where did I get the so-called talent to express myself? And I look back, and I see that my mother was very animated. I can remember that she used to, what she called 'bei zhu.'

James Hong

#14. Which means you have to have a good vocabulary to do magic. And you have to be able to think on your feet. And be brave enough to speak up. And have an ear for a solid turn of phrase.

Rainbow Rowell

#15. Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.

Burt Reynolds

#16. Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.

Ashley Newell

#17. I was talking to a homeless man at the laundry mat recently, and he said that when we reduce Christian spirituality to math we defile the Holy. I thought that was very beautiful and comforting because I have never been good at math.

Donald Miller

#18. Science fiction is never about the future, in the same way history is rarely about the past: they're both parable formats for examining or commenting on the present.

A.A. Gill

#19. Laundry? What's wrong with this guy? He's the only man on the planet who would choose laundry over going out with you. He's so lame.

Sheri Fink

#20. Do you suffer when you write? I don't at all. Suffer like a bastard when don't write, or just before, and feel empty and fucked out afterwards. But never feel as good as while writing.

Ernest Hemingway,

#21. I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

George Burns

#22. No simplicity of mind, no obscurity of station, can escape the universal duty of questioning all that we believe.

William Kingdon Clifford