Laughing Through Disaster Quotes

#1. The classical scholars have kept alive the tradition of the superiority of the ancient languages
a kaleidoscopic mass of suffixes and prefixes, supposed to represent an infinite shading of meaning. It is a character they share with the Ojibway and the Zulu.

Stephen Leacock

#2. Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

George Carlin

#3. For he was aware of the great secret of life: Women don't look for handsome men. Women look for men who have had beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal mistake.

Milan Kundera

#4. If God wants us to hear and know and obey His voice, why does He whisper?

Steven Furtick

#5. I didn't know what I was doing in New York.

Sylvia Plath

#6. The higher level of grand strategy [is] that of conducting war with a far-sighted regard to the state of the peace that will follow.

B.H. Liddell Hart

#7. But blasting the drummer into the river, though it would have been easy at this range, was not a good way to be inconspicuous.

Neal Stephenson

#8. When people are infected by my charm, they don't see my size. My piercing deep blue eyes are distracting.

Peter Dinklage

#9. I haven't really had any experiences, as far as having paparazzi sit outside of my house or following me around on the street. But, I actually don't really go to places where they do that, unless they knew where I lived or what kind of car I drive.

Cole Hauser

#10. Nearly all of our disasters come from a few fools having the courage of their convictions.

Coventry Patmore