Laughably Absurd Quotes

#1. [On the desert:] The wind was a constant, and when you paid attention, it seemed like the earth's own breathing.

Sonia Sotomayor

#2. This is what it always comes down to, I realized. There are the ones who believe, and the ones who don't, and caught in the space between them are guns.

Jodi Picoult

#3. All politicians are said to be thieves but all thieves are not politicians which implies that some thieves do have a conscience.

Amit Abraham

#4. So, there on the front step, he decided to go with total hysteria. He started breathing hard, pumping up some tears, got a good whimpering sob going, then opened the door with a dieseling back sniffle. He fell onto the welcome mat and let loose with a full fire-truck-siren wail.

Christopher Moore

#5. Those whose purpose does not match yours are not wrong; they have their mission, and finding their own purposeful way may involve many detours and acts that seem destructive.

Wayne Dyer