Last Minute Funny Quotes

#1. It is deeply moving, powerful, and disturbing. A film that must be seen.

James Dobson

#2. If you want to be an actor and you love acting, you can do it whether you're doing something else or not. You can be connected with community theater or make your own little movies. But if you want to be a movie star, you've got a tough road ahead of you.

Alan Arkin

#3. I had TB as a child. So I was put to doing things like drawing and reading. And I was raised in a family where manners were important. Maybe that's why I seem so refined.

Katherine Helmond

#4. Self pride hinders the soul from flourishing,

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. You govern people, you do good and bad things.
If you don't have guts to do bad, then step aside.

Toba Beta

#6. I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building ... I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."

Steven Wright

#7. We looked into each other's eyes. I saw myself, she saw herself.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#8. The reason welfare is bad is not because it costs too much, nor because it "undermines the work ethic," but because it is intrinsically at odds with the way human beings come to live satisfying lives.

Charles A. Murray

#9. Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon!

Elizabeth Warren

#10. Not to dismiss Gershwin, but Gershwin is the chip; Ellington was the block.

Joni Mitchell

#11. An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Sam Ewing

#12. I am not what I ought to be, I am not what I want to be, I am not what I hope to be in another world; but still I am not what I once used to be, and by the grace of God I am what I am

John Newton

#13. Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

J. B. Smoove

#14. Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together

Pearl S. Buck

#15. The thing that impressed everyone when he same on the scene as a 17 year old was he already spoke like a man.
(on Michael Owen)

Graeme Souness