Last Benchers Funny Quotes

#1. The doors leading out of the prison of scriptural literalism simply do not open from the inside.

Sam Harris

#2. Lebedeva snapped her fingers. "It's like lying!" she exclaimed. "Well, we understand that, of course! The bigger the lie, the happier the liar.

Catherynne M Valente

#3. What need had the businessman to scribble or philosophize when he dominated the imagination of his time and the frantic materialism that was his principle of existence had become the haunting central figure in contemporary life?

Alfred Kazin

#4. Also, gasping is for damsels, and I'm a gangster.

Tarryn Fisher

#5. I am in a spot where I can neither be what I always am nor turn into what I could be.

Claire Keegan

#6. their childhoods. How ridiculous to think there was some

Robin Lee Hatcher

#7. Let your works not be interrupted by the stupidities happening in your own country! Work and walk on your true path ignoring any kind of distractions! Abstract yourself from all the primitivenesses surrounding you! Concentrate on your work!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Remember that your imagination is yours and yours alone. You have the inborn capacity to use it in any way that you choose. No one else is responsible for your imagination. Anything placed in your imagination and held there ultimately becomes your reality.

Wayne Dyer

#9. There's an old saying in the Two Rivers" Rand said dryly. "'The louder a man tells you he's honest, the harder you must hold on to your purse.'" Another said, "The fox often offers to give the duck its pond.

Robert Jordan

#10. My major league debut came at old Busch Stadium on Grand Avenue in St. Louis against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Steve Carlton

#11. In any civilized society the most important task is achieving a proper balance between freedom and order. In wartime, reason and history both suggest that this balance shifts in favor ... of the government's ability to deal with conditions that threaten the national well-being.

William Rehnquist

#12. Your eyes should never be lent to the devil; they belong to God. Be careful how you use your eyes!

Billy Graham

#13. It is necessary for you to walk according to the spirit because the spirit lusts against the flesh

Sunday Adelaja

#14. CHAPTER XLIV THE TIME ARRIVES, FOR NANCY TO REDEEM HER PLEDGE TO ROSE MAYLIE. SHE FAILS

Charles Dickens