Lasik Surgery Quotes

#1. We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

#2. Wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?'
As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#3. Lasik surgery has evolved. Remarkably, it has merged with cataract surgery to give birth to a new procedure called Prelex.

Rajesh Khanna

#4. She was like a permanent invasion of one's privacy.

Aldous Huxley

#5. The Adobe flash plug-in is non-free software, and people should not install it, or suggest installing it, or even tell people it exists.

Richard Stallman

#6. Knowledge ... shall always bear witness like a clarion to its creator.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#7. Today the concept of delayed gratification is seen as a denial of some inherent natural right,

Charles W. Colson

#8. Piper's advantages: she was small, she was quick, and she was absolutely insane.

Rick Riordan

#9. The great man who gives a true transcript of his mind fascinates and instructs. Most writers suppress individuality. They wish to please the public.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#10. When things get personal, we need to resist the natural male instinct to run for cover, man the defenses, or--worst of all--reach for the big guns. Much better to set aside our natural defensiveness and focus on listening well even though we feel under attack. Because we're probably not.

Jeff Feldhahn

#11. I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.

Ryan Eggold

#12. Life is a comical business, and there is
nothing funnier than love traveling through time.

Mario Puzo

#13. Why is it that the last people you'd ever want to see naked are always the first to take off their clothes?

Victoria Vane

#14. We must care to think about the unthinkable things, because when things become unthinkable, thinking stops and action becomes mindless.

J. William Fulbright

#15. NASA has spin-offs, and it's a huge and very impressive list, including accurate and affordable LASIK eye surgery.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#16. We all fall sometime but it's those that get back up and try again that make the difference.

Gary Revel

#17. True Prayer is the work of relationship, where He moves them from mere information about Him to a one-on-one experience with Him, so that now when they talk about "knowing God," they mean more than, "I understand what you're saying about God," but also, "It fits my experience of Him.

Geoffrey Wood