Lamprey Bite Quotes

#1. What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash

Jordan Castillo Price

#2. When you come to a fork in the road, just take it

Yogi Berra

#3. When a parent dies, a filing cabinet full of all the fascinating stuff also ceases to exist.

David Mitchell

#4. The final picture in the album was of Aunt Lovey and Uncle Stash, their black-and-white wedding photo. I hated that their picture came last, because it felt like they were saying goodbye.

Lori Lansens

#5. You needn't ever make mountains out of molehills again. You have misjudged yourself. You are not who you think you are.

Carrie Fisher

#6. Today's miseries could be tomorrow's loveful memories.

Debasish Mridha

#7. The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

Homer

#8. Moments later he said, "There they go, there they go." He meant his brains. That was I. That was me. That was the author of this book.

Kurt Vonnegut

#9. There's always a place for the angry young man with his fist in the air and his head in the sand. He's never been able to learn from mistakes, he can't understand why his heart always breaks.

Billy Joel

#10. Everything written has a political bearing, even in the case of a study on bees.

Maurice Merleau Ponty

#11. No one told me about boys. I had to figure it out myself. The first thing I learned was that sometimes they grow slower than women mentally.

Elena Anaya

#12. In 2012 President Obama didn't go anywhere near African-American communities. Why? Because unemployment was so high there, he didn't want to address it.

Rudy Giuliani

#13. My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation ... A public banquet, if eaten with thought and care, is no more of a strain than a dinner at home.

Chauncey Depew

#14. This is your moment. You're meant to be here.

Herb Brooks

#15. When you use force, people get hurt, and when you kill people, their relatives don't like it. And usually war has some unanticipated consequences so it's something you shouldn't launch into, on the expectation that this is going to rally the nation. This is not like 'Friday Night Lights'.

Wesley Clark

#16. He sighed. A year since he'd left her the morning after the final battle with her brother. A year since he'd held her in his arms. A year since he'd kissed her. A year since he'd buried his head between her thighs. A year since she'd punched him in the face.

G.A. Aiken