Lampooning Genre Quotes

#1. If you join ISIS, if you wage jihad on America, then you are signing your death warrant.

Ted Cruz

#2. We only get to play this game one time, one life.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#3. In the late 1960s, I ended up in Telluride, Colorado. It wasn't like the country club that it is now. It was very raw. Skiing was there, but snowboarders have now entirely overrun it.

Lance Henriksen

#4. I toured a lot in the U.K. and Europe solo for a lack of funds, really. I left people I'd been playing with for years at home, just because I couldn't afford it.

Nathaniel Rateliff

#5. I feel like I've been waiting," I said to Billy, looking at Hank. "Waiting for a long time, but I guess I know what you mean. My life began when I met him.

Kristen Ashley

#6. You might think the Bangkok Hilton (the nickname of a fictional prison in Bangkok) was tough, well that was paradise compared to this place!

Stephen Richards

#7. Only you would reduce centuries of the mythical undead to 'fangy. ' " (Quinn to Lucy)

Alyxandra Harvey

#8. Confronted by outstanding merit, there is no way of saving one's ego except by love

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#9. You cannot afford a world with slavery, which literally takes someone and turns them into a machine.

Andrew Forrest