Ladleful Of Unappetizing Quotes

#1. Guys like you can't escape the city. Hell, you a got a blood contract with this place. You're married to the old girl.

Mickey Spillane

#2. Sydney and I love each other. That's all that matters.

Richelle Mead

#3. A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#4. I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!

FayJay

#5. Why, the club was just the quietest place in the world, a place where a woman could run in to brush her hair and wash her hands, and change her library book, and have a cup of tea.

Kathleen Thompson Norris

#6. We need missionaries to match our message.

Ezra Taft Benson

#7. Never let your enemy know how much they affect you, or you lose,

Davina Baron

#8. He wanted to pull her inside his skin and carry her around close to his heart.

Cooper McKenzie

#9. Family before Law, Gideon.

Cassandra Clare

#10. When I was in my early teens, I joined a cult. And we weren't allowed to listen to secular music or anything that wasn't made by us. So I spent a lot of time not listening to music, and by the time I could, I just didn't get into it.

Natalia Kills

#11. People are raised to believe that happiness is the land to which they are destined to travel. But that belief, which one so easily accepts as true, might just as well be a mirage.

Pramoedya Ananta Toer